Interesting names

Sometimes I wonder what parents are thinking when they name their children. Are they thinking at all? Granted, I've never had the honor of having to come up with a name for a child -- something they'll have with them forever. Or at least until they can legally change it. But who in their right mind names their kid

Nature
Tiger Lily
Shithead (for real, people. pronounced Sh-teed)
Emergency (also for real. pronounced eh-mer-gahn-cee, emphasis on the third syllable)
Cinderella Snow White (full name, first, middle and last)
And best of all....Douche. (why??????)

And none of these names are rumour. All witnessed first hand by friends of mine. Anyway. Just in case you need a Thursday afternoon laugh.

Listening to: Titan Moon K108, "You Go Away"